Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Dancing Be Done


So Dancing With The Stars had its finale tonight and who guessed it?...Yeppers, that would be me. I guessed the final three at about week three. As much as I wanted my godmother Gladys to be crowned the winner, I sadly knew it wasn't in the cards for her. And still, even more sadly, or even shall we say pathetically, it didn't stop me from hoping for a shocking turn of events tonight that there had been a write-in campaign and Gladys was the winner...

Nopers. Didn't happen. Damn!

But there is always hope that she will be nominated to be one of the 'All-Stars' that gets to come back for next seasons top notch show. One can hope...

But as a fan of the Green Bay Packers and hot black men, I must say, well done Donald, well done! Congratulations on the win.

And Gladys, here is to hope for the All-Star write in spot for next season!...


Monday, May 21, 2012

Happy Birthday Girls...


Some of my most favorite people in the world were born today...So let us celebrate! Happy birthday Ellen, Elaine and Lori!

After a day full of festivities we had to end the night at The Chocolate to top it off right with a 'Cazookie' (CAZOOKIE: a freshly baked cookie that is roughly the size of your head that is pulled straight from the oven and then topped with 69 gallons of ice cream)...

This dessert was so delightful, it caused noises to be made which belonged in an adult film...Just sayin'...It comes highly recommended!


Saturday, May 12, 2012

Wynonna In Wendover




So last night we went to see Wynonna in Wendover. It was some good times. Wynonna is always good. I wont say it was her best. But she is never disappointing. Does that make sense? With a gift like hers, you could never let anyone down. Anyway...

The highlight of the evening came thanks to a broad Wynonna personally named, "Hoochie Mama." Yep you read that right. This lady came to the show pre-trashed. And early on in the show Hoochie Mama felt the need to start yelling things out. Wynonna acknowledged her once and felt that was adequate, but she just kept going. Wynonna said, "Well, I thought tonight was about me, but I guess I was wrong! I guess it's about you!" And then proceeded to name her...

The show continued on. It was awesome. All was well. About an hour and a half into it there was a slight incident where Hoochie Mama tried to steal someones seat and security had to escort her drunk staggering bleached-blonde butt, backed to her own seat.

The show was drawing to a close. Wynonna came out for her encore. And then came the best part of the whole show...

Hoochie Mama jumped over two rows of chairs and did an impressive barrel roll onto the stage and was then standing right next to Wynonna. Nope, I'm not kidding. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. H.M. was a big girl. A big, drunk, girl. And for her to be able to leap and jump and roll like that...It was like watching a white Sherri Shepherd! Best moment of the night. Wynonna's assistant rushed off the side of the stage like the Secret Service to try and get her off the stage, but ain't no way that was going to happen. Then the two security ladies jumped up on stage and tried to assist. And nope, Hoochie wasn't budging. So three big security men hopped up and joined in the Hoochie removal effort. Between the six of them they were successful. Wy finished her song, and concluded it with "Wow, that was awesome!" Yes, please it was...





Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Gettin my hair did...


Today I went to see my good friend Melinda for a cut and color. We laughed and chatted and it took 69 years to do my hair like it normally does because we spend so much time doing the before mentioned laughing and chatting. Oopsy poospy. Good thing she didn't have any other clients after me.

She is such a gem, she even did the splits for me while my hair was processing under the dryer. Yeah, my friends/hairdressers are that bloody cool. You ought to hit her up to do your hair too...Melinda at Moore Hair Design: (801) 277-6362. Tell her I sent you and she may just do the splits for you too!