Saturday, May 12, 2012

Wynonna In Wendover




So last night we went to see Wynonna in Wendover. It was some good times. Wynonna is always good. I wont say it was her best. But she is never disappointing. Does that make sense? With a gift like hers, you could never let anyone down. Anyway...

The highlight of the evening came thanks to a broad Wynonna personally named, "Hoochie Mama." Yep you read that right. This lady came to the show pre-trashed. And early on in the show Hoochie Mama felt the need to start yelling things out. Wynonna acknowledged her once and felt that was adequate, but she just kept going. Wynonna said, "Well, I thought tonight was about me, but I guess I was wrong! I guess it's about you!" And then proceeded to name her...

The show continued on. It was awesome. All was well. About an hour and a half into it there was a slight incident where Hoochie Mama tried to steal someones seat and security had to escort her drunk staggering bleached-blonde butt, backed to her own seat.

The show was drawing to a close. Wynonna came out for her encore. And then came the best part of the whole show...

Hoochie Mama jumped over two rows of chairs and did an impressive barrel roll onto the stage and was then standing right next to Wynonna. Nope, I'm not kidding. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. H.M. was a big girl. A big, drunk, girl. And for her to be able to leap and jump and roll like that...It was like watching a white Sherri Shepherd! Best moment of the night. Wynonna's assistant rushed off the side of the stage like the Secret Service to try and get her off the stage, but ain't no way that was going to happen. Then the two security ladies jumped up on stage and tried to assist. And nope, Hoochie wasn't budging. So three big security men hopped up and joined in the Hoochie removal effort. Between the six of them they were successful. Wy finished her song, and concluded it with "Wow, that was awesome!" Yes, please it was...





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