Sunday, June 13, 2010

Life Lesson #612




















Yesterday I learned a painful life lesson. I've numbered it Life Lesson#612


Mt. Dew + Ranch Corn Nuts = Abdominal Distress





I would compare this experience to the likes of mixing Mentos and Coke (come on, I know you've all seen the YouTube video and the volcano of foam eruption that occurs when you drop the Mentos into the 2-Liter of Coke). Or mixing PopRocks and any carbonation. Maybe I would even go so far as to compare it to mixing Water and Dry Cement.
The moral of this story is unless you want to feel like you swallowed something getting ready to take off from NASA's launch pad, don't eat Corn Nuts and chase it with an ice cold Dew on the rocks...

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